She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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