Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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