So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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