I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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