Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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