I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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