Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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