I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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