As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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