Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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