you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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