dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I need to calm my uterus...
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