Tell her she can't have a vagina
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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