My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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