I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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