I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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