butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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