i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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