i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
