Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
...so i touched it.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
