Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
