So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Porn is love you can see.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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