are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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