also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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