I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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