Whod you bang
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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