I want to stick my p in your. b.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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