Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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