im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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