Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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