We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
This is my gift to your gina
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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