What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
