he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
