Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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