Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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