you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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