She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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