People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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