Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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