like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
