YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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