everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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