Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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