I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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