Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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