arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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