Non-Jews are for practice
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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