He is an equal opportunity slut.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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