So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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