just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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