He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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