do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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