did you get engaged???
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Randomize
