I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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