this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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