Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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